[ must have ]

this is the man of my dreams.

seriously. where do women find these guys?

i need one.

[ little bits of happiness ]

+cinco de mayo and a birthday celebration, all rolled into one

+wide legged jeans, for the days you just want to go to work in pjs but can't

+skype chatting with momma while we're both at work

+finding out i may get to spend a whole week at home with my family in june

+a text from my sister saying “i showed him your picture. he yelled ‘auntie’!”

+this picture

link-up!

[ los angeles kings ]

i went to the LA Kings vs Vancouver Canucks playoff game two weekends ago.

it was game three, and the kings first home game.

and it. was. awesome.

(pia toscano from american idol)

(will ferrell)

(kobe bryant)

go kings!

[ the best of pinterest: doggie edition ]

I cannot stop obsessing over getting a dog and it's getting kind of inconvenient.

because I CAN'T HAVE A DOG.

I mean, I can... but I am a broke recent grad working a temp job and barely making minimum wage.

So, I can't have a dog... at least for now.

I spent half my work day today looking at dogs on pinterest.

I present you: 

The Best of Pinterest: Doggie Edition

 

You've seen the 'Underwater Dogs' photo series, right? 

I cannot believe someone hadn't thought of doing this sooner.

GENIUS.

The odds of me actually getting a puppy are slim to none. Once I am able to get a dog, I will absolutely be adopting and am so excited to have a little mixed breed mutt dog :) Until then, puppy pinterest photos will suffice

[ office space ]

A few little email excerpts from a new employee at my work.

Me: "Are you going to be using extension 3513 or extension 2052?"
Him: "Gonna use 3515 for now. Would u happen to know what ext she was at?"

Me: "Not a problem. Feel free to ask questions!"
Him: "Fo sho. Thanks. -J" (just his first intial)

Me: "I tried calling you, but you were on the phone. He is here now."
Him: "Ooo... hes meeting with Mike so it shood be koo?? Haha..i don't think I needa see him. Thanks."

Him: "That was a super awkward end to a phone call earlier. Lols"
Me: "I had too much going on up here to notice."
Him: "-______- wordword. Haha"

Him: (email subject) Guy chillen up there

Please, somebody, help me understand why or how this person was able to secure a job somewhere other than McDonalds? He is in HR... I swear someone must be fucking with me.

[ ten things tuesday ]

1. kim kardashian was seen wearing 'kw' earrings. is this a joke? for one, kanye west is the biggest douche in this entire country. and two, what would ever compel you to wear your boyfriend's (using this term loosely) initials... on your ears. i wish, just for one day, she could at least pretend she didn't need everyone's attention to function.

2. i don't know how to run. still. i have had alignment issues with my hips and knees for years, and i am pretty sure this will just not allow me to run, ever. i tried! i promise i did. and then my knees and hips were throbbing for days. not the good kind of pain, either. harumph.

(except i both feel AND look like the latter)

3. i got a library card, and i cannot stop telling everyone about it. free books!

4. birchbox is such a bitch. my box shipped 13 days ago. and it's still not here. it sat in bell gardens, ca for five days. what is wrong with our postal service?

5. bill and guiliana are having a baby, and i cannot even handle my excitement after hearing this news! i llluuvvv those two. i was a little bummed that we wouldn't actually get to see guiliana with a belly, but am so thrilled for them to be able to have a bebe, even if by gestational carrier.

6. the job search sucks. i am for sure going to end up on the streets.

7. i nearly bought 6 of the exact same t-shirts in different colors, just to avoid paying shipping costs. again, i am going to end up on the streets. but at least i would have clothes to wear.

8. i keep watching the videos of the tupac hologram at coachella. it is so creepy and incredible, all at the same time. i would kill to have been there. ohhhmyyygooosshhhh. i know so many people who were there and said it was just incredible. technology is so fucking cool.

9. lindsey lohan has officially been cast as elizabeth taylor in an upcoming biopic. loooovvee.

10. does anyone remember jenny jones? i used to feel like such a badass when i'd stay home sick from school and watch every single dramatic day time talk show there was. mackdaddy makeovers = quality tv.

[ oh my! monday ]

oh, adam brody. 

he is my absolute dream.

i cannot even handle how perfect this man is.