[ ten things tuesday ]

1.Elisabetta Canalis is dating Steve-O. Uhm, WHAT? She was previously doing the dirty with GEORGE CLOONEY. and now she's dating STEVE-O. There is not one thing that is okay about that whole situation. I am so sad for her.

2. I need clothes. All of my clothes are boarderline inappropriate to pretty much wear anywhere. Half the days I am in some patato sack sized sweater and military boots, and the other half I might as well be naked because I am wearing that little of clothing. Okay, so it's not quite that bad. But seriously, I need to learn how to dress appropriately for work, without having to wear the same thing every single day. I am certain my coworkers think I have zero sense of fashion, but it's only because my sense of fashion is slightly homeless/80s thrift store... none of which I can wear to work.

3. My room is so sad. I am too poor to buy anything to decorate with, so I have stark white walls with nothing on them. I am doing everything I can to keep myself from decorating with magazine ads. Cause really, I only stopped doing that like 6 months ago.

4. I nearly died when I heard the rumors that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were engaged. I live and die for Miley Cyrus. She is slightly annoying and thinks she's 5 years older than she is, but I still dream of being best friends with her. I also think that Liam Hemsworth is one of the sexiest men, ever. Seriously, those two are perfect. But, they cannot get married. I just can't deal with them being stuck together for like 10 minutes and then divorcing or something. SO I was  relieved to find out they were not engaged. Of COURSE it's not an engagement ring, people, DUH. I always wear huge rocks on my left ring finger and take pictures of my hand and totally disregard the fact that I am wearing a rock when I post the picture to twitter. Girlfriend can't be tamed!

5. I still can't handle caffeine. I drink coffee on the daily, and by 10 am I am jittery and having heart palpitations and losing my mind. WHY can I not just drink it at a normal pace like a normal person and not freak out.

6. In other coffee news, my friend Ryan found a bunch of old Starbucks giftcards he's accumulated and didn't ever plan on using, so he gave them to me. I feel like I won the lottery. I have like $80 in Starbucks giftcards.

7. I got to read gossip magazines at work last week. It was my assignment. Seriously. Gosh, I work so hard.

8. I have been inspired to learn how to run, because everyone here RUNS. I am never going to be a marathoner. Or even a half marathoner. But I would like to run a 5k someday and not die... so I decided to run 1 mile today at the gym on the treadmill. Running is seriously no joke. I am so embarassed by how terrible of a runner I am. It took me 12 minutes to run a mile. and I thought I was going to puke afterwards.

9. Perez Hilton's face is frightening. He is so skinny. Remember when he used to be fat?

10. I got an invite to a wedding in May. Fuck. Yes. More on this later.